Feb 7

Tweets for the Week of 2010-02-07

Category: ramblings
  • Gonna have to share the awesomeness of the donkey punch with everyone: http://bit.ly/9lLAZa #
  • “How’d you get through it grandpa?”
    “Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.” #
  • Today is going to be great. Saw a dead body at 19th and lincoln from a car accident on the morning walk, and now I gotta go to sunnyvale :( #
  • I love it when pandora selects Lou Reed. #
  • So Second Coming is gonna happen in March. Someone’s gonna die and in the X World these days that means stay dead. Awesome #secondcoming #
  • How many of you other it people have shit like this? #cablemess http://twitpic.com/10yivl #
  • Why the fuck is California cursed with bad timing of traffic lihts? #
  • Cable mess part two http://twitpic.com/111q4k #
  • I had the weirdest dream that I was gut shot by a 22 pistol. #
  • Zombie Strippers or Planet Terror, you decide people. #
  • So far this year: 10 pounds lost. Tomorrow get to teach a friend how to drive clutch. It’s raining but still gotta hit the beach soon. #
  • waffle I saw a lady get cut off from Mike’s hard lemonaid at 1030 in the super market. THE market #
  • Why the fuck does itunes genius suggest Black Eyed Peas when you’re listening to Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden? #
  • Welcome back to my childhood. Thank you iTunes for this glorious revival in thrash metal. #

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Jan 31

Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-31

Category: ramblings
  • My squeeze remote picked up a lighter. What a slut it’s become. http://twitpic.com/zniq6 #
  • There’s the sanctity of marriage, the big pillar of why gay people cannot generally marry in america. Yet there’s this http://bit.ly/7peGnT #
  • @ryptide Don’t do drugs before you see the Doctor. in reply to ryptide #
  • Damn, Matt Parkman finally grew some true balls last night on Heroes. Like wrecking balls. #
  • Hackintosh is now officially working completely. I got the fucking video card to actually do more than 1024×786. Fuck you assholes. #
  • I have to make more people see this, from Cherry Red there’s Snuff: http://www.snuffmov.com #
  • http://twitpic.com/zxnwg - I’ve been in San Francisco too long. This is my boot screen on the hackintosh. #
  • it doesn’t matter how many cycles a machine has. I will use all of them to do something within moments of it’s life. Instant won’t exist. #
  • You’re spreading your disease among us Warm sweat, no regret All you see is the TV set While people around you Are dying like flies #
  • How to piss off the neighbors. Choice A: British Murder Boys. Choice B Anabolic Frolic. #
  • Thank you British Murder Boys. Surgeon and Regis for what you two do musically. #
  • Now that I have the hackintosh working, and an outline done. I’m gonna put the music to it. I gotta head back to Barrio Logan #
  • Day number one of the staycation is going great. Cops at the door because I’m too loud. Fuck the upstairs neighbors. 7am here I come. #
  • So there’s a Jesus Tablet now, yet I’m more excited about the animated Planet Hulk coming out sooner. I obviously have issues. #
  • Clowns and techno. There’s no better combination in the world. #
  • @smilinstanlee I have to let you know. You are one of the reasons I love reading. You are the man. Thank you for your creativity. in reply to smilinstanlee #
  • I’m the illegitimate son of god. #
  • When it comes to getting the police to your door. Play some British Murder Boys. #
  • Finally got all my tax info. Now I gotta go do them. #
  • There’s samsquanches in the woods. I seen ‘em. #
  • They’ll come and play,
    Their friends will say,
    Your daddy’s rich,
    Your mamma’s a pretty thing. #
  • enjoy the abduction, super nova. #
  • I have to say thank you Sarah. If it wasn’t for you and your stupid snow mexican radio station I wouldn’t have this a capella from BHS. #
  • Gotta spread this goodness. Inna did awesometastic http://soundcloud.com/innak/inna-k-nobody-listens-to-techno #
  • 19 minutes, then I gotta stop pissing the neighbors off. Maybe I should go longer. Haven’t seen the police in about 24 hours. #
  • There are bones all over the god damn apartment. Maybe I get too many of them for the duck. #
  • “i’m trying to put tiger balm on this jungle’s nuts.” #
  • Why do I always eat an entire bag of carrots at once? #
  • 8pm to 530am. Ambien is great I can finally sleep more than four hours at a time. #
  • Some douche nozzle kicked daffy at the beach today for playing with his dog because “I don’t want her stealing the ball.” What an asshole. #
  • Wow, the breeder I got daffy from is selling her father. Never expected that. #

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Jan 24

Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-24

Category: ramblings
  • This is pretty fucking cool from @laughingsquid http://bit.ly/6jhSgC #
  • Bwahahahahahahaha I love it when shit like this happens. Power to radio still exists http://bit.ly/6LZCJ6 #
  • Awesome I thought I heard thunder. Just saw lightning. #
  • Trees are down in Golden Gate. I love my cabella’s ultra light rain suit! Kept me dry and breathes very well. #ultralight #storm #
  • Apparently the word fuck is said 43 times in the first episode of Deadwood and almost 3000 times by the end of the series. I love this show #
  • Like a rainbow in the dark http://twitpic.com/zdtrd #
  • This tomatillo has some junk. http://twitpic.com/zdzat #
  • COOOOOODDDDDDYYYYY’S DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN! #
  • Gonna hit the beach up soon, buy an ATI card for the hackintosh. Is there anything awk can’t do? http://bit.ly/4WjIOF #

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Jan 17

Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-17

Category: ramblings
  • @imacolata Listen to this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JLBZ_nWjmI in reply to imacolata #
  • I’m glad Michael Jackson died. I get to listen to “Why Don’t You Like Me?” by Zappa and it’s fucking awesome. “get me a PEPSI!” #
  • Broadway the Hard W #
  • Broadway the Hard #
  • Holy fuck, my knee is sore. God damn doctors. #
  • gcc and glibc both compiled in under 10 minutes? There needs to be more 16 core boxen in the world #
  • note to self, cops like giving you shit in golden gate when it’s after 10pm for some stupid reason. Go hunt down campers you assholes. #
  • What was supposed to be a two hour nap ended 15 hours later. Awesome #
  • Just signed up for a pandora account to use with the SqeezeBox Boom I just got. Pretty swanky combination. Have to get another squeezebox. #
  • I forgot how awesome spaghetti-os with meat balls were. #
  • Mexican style pulled chicken, wrap in whole wheat tortillas, smother in more chicken and sauce, top with low fat cheese and YUM. #

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Jan 10

Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-10

Category: ramblings
  • Back to work today, let’s see what trouble I can get myself into. #
  • I spent 1 hour and 10 minutes walking. 400 calories burned. #LoseIt #
  • I weighed in and lost 1.5 lbs. #LoseIt #
  • Water’s been out since 10. Guys are just standing around bull shitting doing nothing. At this rate water will be off until tomorrow. #
  • I spent 5 minutes doing pushups. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
  • I spent 5 minutes doing situps. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
  • I spent 5 minutes doing Squats 10lb kb. 16 calories burned. #LoseIt #
  • Fuck Lady Gaga for having such a god damn catchy song that when I hear the word poker I get that damn song stuck in my gourd. #
  • Look at the little birthday girl. She’s a year old today. http://yfrog.com/37eg6dj #
  • Thanks to HT for this gem of gems: http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/12/10 #
  • Not as cool as jumping with wing suits, but these guys have some balls doing this and setting a world record: http://bit.ly/8tMFuG #
  • @pinkko Let’s get one of these and see if we can fire it at Jackson Arms http://blackpowder-cannons.com/products.htm in reply to pinkko #
  • So far today I have learned 1: How did I live without a Dyson? 2: There’s a server in my closet that I forgot about. #
  • @Danny_DeVito Can you do me a favor? Next season on Sunny, can you be even more of a scum bag? More so than anyone else? True scum bag. in reply to Danny_DeVito #
  • Suddenly I’m listening to old John B mixes. Maybe I should start drinking again. #
  • Fucking Earthquake bull shit: Dave Magni, owner of the Ivanhoe Hotel in Ferndale, said, “We are sitting in a sea of booze” after the quake. #
  • @cnnbrk You realize that a 6.5 isn’t a serious earth quake? That you’re spreading fucking bull shit? in reply to cnnbrk #
  • 99 red baloons http://yfrog.com/4eqlqj #
  • I love that the original Good Morning Vietnam cover states “recommended for mature audiences 15 and over.” #

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Jan 3

Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-03

Category: ramblings
  • Rough housing with the dog. Good times puppy kisses and canoodles better. I should take her for a really long hike in Marin soon. #
  • [vahtryn@fox ~/.procmail/log]$ grep null log | wc -l
    344873
    That’s my spam count for the year of 2009. The stuff that spamassassin got. #
  • Didn’t know Revco had a new album out until today. Hope it’s good times. #
  • And there were girls pettin’ squirrels
    And there were squirrels smokin’ crack #
  • I love when I search for “zz top” in itunes “I Don’t Wanna Stop” by Ozzy is the top track. #stupidity #metal #beingfuckingawesome #
  • ugh mother fucker. Why does daffy have to god damn chew through my wall warts? Especially the expensive ones. Dave Smith, I need a new 1! #
  • Tiesto posing like mother fucker. Not a douche bag like him though http://yfrog.com/33ktwj #
  • What I find funny about this is the ups man drew the penis in the note http://yfrog.com/32cw5mj #
  • @pcsathy How is it pronounced? Well it’s 10. Therefore it’s just “two.” /nerdhumor in reply to pcsathy #
  • First couple of days have been horrid, but I’ve almost made it through the second with no serious issues. #
  • I destroyed poor little Daffy’s cave. Took out all her trash, have the dog powder on it, regging ready to vacuum. She’s not too happy #
  • I’m sharing my progress using Lose It! on Twitter! #LoseIt #

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Dec 27

Tweets for the Week of 2009-12-27

Category: ramblings
  • The farm I grew up on is for sale apparently. Not that it really matters since I can never really go back anyway. http://bit.ly/6FcGdy #
  • @djinnak they certainly did invent that just for you. in reply to djinnak #
  • Oh shit, Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend, smoking degoba green. #
  • Cool lego bugs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/39921048@N04/4086708308/in/set-72157622636976517/ #
  • May Cthulhu grant all of you a quick and painless death in this season of ice. #
  • Layers of clothes, windproof jacket, beer, cigarettes, able to get to pebble beach? All check. Hopefully there’s no fog for sun rise. #
  • @imacolata Just want to make certain you’re doing alright. Sorry you can’t play Indiana Jones. Gotta teach that kid some manners. in reply to imacolata #
  • @imacolata give me a call sometime today. The least I can do is make you laugh. in reply to imacolata #
  • Not proud. #
  • Circus again? I fucking hope so. #
  • Dance like a marionette, swaying to the symphony of destruction. #
  • Split pea and ham soup. A great dinner. #

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Dec 20

Tweets for the Week of 2009-12-20

Category: ramblings

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Dec 13

Tweets for the Week of 2009-12-13

Category: ramblings
  • lol Cthulhu was summoned in last night’s Venture Brothers. Awesome! #
  • Guess I can make this completely public now. I have a new job within Logitech. It’s fucking awesome, lots of neat cloud computing stuff. :D #
  • The thermometer in my room reads 51 degrees. Yes I will turn the heat on today, even a hoodie and base layer isn’t enough to keep me warm. #
  • Best ski mask ever. I really do mean evaR http://bit.ly/5BwRu3 #
  • Here’s a hockey game I wouldn’t want to get a fight in http://www.boingboing.net/2009/12/09/bears-playing-hockey.html #bears #hockey #
  • Get to drive to the office today, not so cold either. #
  • Santa gives more toys to rich children than poor children. #
  • So if someone gets divorced in West Virginia, are they still considered brother and sister? #
  • It’s almost my 30th birthday. What’s going on for NYE you SF people? I need something to do and see friends. #
  • fucking cattle dogs and their “idea” of fetch #
  • Someone shoot me. I have Poker Face stuck in my head. The Dave Aude remix. #
  • have you ever been trapped in the cold hard stare of laura bush? #
  • I just ordered some 911 sauce from Cluck U. That’s gonna be good times. My face will melt off like a nazi in an indiana jones film. #
  • All I have to say is fucking awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNwCojCJ3-Q #
  • Awesome, a raver dies from the bass http://www.metro.co.uk/news/805430-loud-bass-music-killed-student-tom-reid #
  • It’s raining, but fuck it. I’m taking the dog to the beach. Ft. Funston here we come. #
  • Damn that nap ruled. #

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Dec 6

Tweets for the Week of 2009-12-06

Category: ramblings
  • Jackson Arms was a blast yet again. Next weekend is the AK build party. Daffy is very tired. Obviously an awesome day :D #guns #goodtimes #
  • some dude just got smeared on Lincoln near my house. Riding a crotch rocket, hit by an SUV. Drivers here suck at cars. #
  • I just realized, I can actually say “today was a good day, didn’t have have to bring my ak” and mean it after saturday :D #
  • Just completed a 8.74 km bike ride with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/4JPkAE #RunKeeper #
  • Just completed a 5.84 km bike ride with @runkeeper, check it out http://bit.ly/54I2yE #RunKeeper #
  • @imacolata sorry you gotta deal with jugalos :p in reply to imacolata #
  • But with a good .22 round, he has to worry the little bugger is in there for the grand tour - David Simon #
  • Woke up early, and now listening to Ice Cube. To all you east coast people, enjoy the snow suckers :P #
  • ugh, while I was asleep daffy opened my messenger bag and pulled out my work moleskine notebook. There goes a few months worth of notes. #
  • What type of pizza did the WTC order on 9/11? Two large planes. #
  • So, need about three more hours until I get my ak properly built. Learned a ton today. Was a shit ton of fun. #

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