Archive for January, 2010
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-31
- My squeeze remote picked up a lighter. What a slut it’s become. http://twitpic.com/zniq6 #
- There’s the sanctity of marriage, the big pillar of why gay people cannot generally marry in america. Yet there’s this http://bit.ly/7peGnT #
- @ryptide Don’t do drugs before you see the Doctor. in reply to ryptide #
- Damn, Matt Parkman finally grew some true balls last night on Heroes. Like wrecking balls. #
- Hackintosh is now officially working completely. I got the fucking video card to actually do more than 1024×786. Fuck you assholes. #
- I have to make more people see this, from Cherry Red there’s Snuff: http://www.snuffmov.com #
- http://twitpic.com/zxnwg - I’ve been in San Francisco too long. This is my boot screen on the hackintosh. #
- it doesn’t matter how many cycles a machine has. I will use all of them to do something within moments of it’s life. Instant won’t exist. #
- You’re spreading your disease among us Warm sweat, no regret All you see is the TV set While people around you Are dying like flies #
- How to piss off the neighbors. Choice A: British Murder Boys. Choice B Anabolic Frolic. #
- Thank you British Murder Boys. Surgeon and Regis for what you two do musically. #
- Now that I have the hackintosh working, and an outline done. I’m gonna put the music to it. I gotta head back to Barrio Logan #
- Day number one of the staycation is going great. Cops at the door because I’m too loud. Fuck the upstairs neighbors. 7am here I come. #
- So there’s a Jesus Tablet now, yet I’m more excited about the animated Planet Hulk coming out sooner. I obviously have issues. #
- Clowns and techno. There’s no better combination in the world. #
- @smilinstanlee I have to let you know. You are one of the reasons I love reading. You are the man. Thank you for your creativity. in reply to smilinstanlee #
- I’m the illegitimate son of god. #
- When it comes to getting the police to your door. Play some British Murder Boys. #
- Finally got all my tax info. Now I gotta go do them. #
- There’s samsquanches in the woods. I seen ‘em. #
- They’ll come and play,
Their friends will say,
Your daddy’s rich,
Your mamma’s a pretty thing. # - enjoy the abduction, super nova. #
- I have to say thank you Sarah. If it wasn’t for you and your stupid snow mexican radio station I wouldn’t have this a capella from BHS. #
- Gotta spread this goodness. Inna did awesometastic http://soundcloud.com/innak/inna-k-nobody-listens-to-techno #
- 19 minutes, then I gotta stop pissing the neighbors off. Maybe I should go longer. Haven’t seen the police in about 24 hours. #
- There are bones all over the god damn apartment. Maybe I get too many of them for the duck. #
- “i’m trying to put tiger balm on this jungle’s nuts.” #
- Why do I always eat an entire bag of carrots at once? #
- 8pm to 530am. Ambien is great I can finally sleep more than four hours at a time. #
- Some douche nozzle kicked daffy at the beach today for playing with his dog because “I don’t want her stealing the ball.” What an asshole. #
- Wow, the breeder I got daffy from is selling her father. Never expected that. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-24
- This is pretty fucking cool from @laughingsquid http://bit.ly/6jhSgC #
- Bwahahahahahahaha I love it when shit like this happens. Power to radio still exists http://bit.ly/6LZCJ6 #
- Awesome I thought I heard thunder. Just saw lightning. #
- Trees are down in Golden Gate. I love my cabella’s ultra light rain suit! Kept me dry and breathes very well. #ultralight #storm #
- Apparently the word fuck is said 43 times in the first episode of Deadwood and almost 3000 times by the end of the series. I love this show #
- Like a rainbow in the dark http://twitpic.com/zdtrd #
- This tomatillo has some junk. http://twitpic.com/zdzat #
- COOOOOODDDDDDYYYYY’S DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN! #
- Gonna hit the beach up soon, buy an ATI card for the hackintosh. Is there anything awk can’t do? http://bit.ly/4WjIOF #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-17
- @imacolata Listen to this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JLBZ_nWjmI in reply to imacolata #
- I’m glad Michael Jackson died. I get to listen to “Why Don’t You Like Me?” by Zappa and it’s fucking awesome. “get me a PEPSI!” #
- Broadway the Hard W #
- Broadway the Hard #
- Holy fuck, my knee is sore. God damn doctors. #
- gcc and glibc both compiled in under 10 minutes? There needs to be more 16 core boxen in the world #
- note to self, cops like giving you shit in golden gate when it’s after 10pm for some stupid reason. Go hunt down campers you assholes. #
- What was supposed to be a two hour nap ended 15 hours later. Awesome #
- Just signed up for a pandora account to use with the SqeezeBox Boom I just got. Pretty swanky combination. Have to get another squeezebox. #
- I forgot how awesome spaghetti-os with meat balls were. #
- Mexican style pulled chicken, wrap in whole wheat tortillas, smother in more chicken and sauce, top with low fat cheese and YUM. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-10
- Back to work today, let’s see what trouble I can get myself into. #
- I spent 1 hour and 10 minutes walking. 400 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I weighed in and lost 1.5 lbs. #LoseIt #
- Water’s been out since 10. Guys are just standing around bull shitting doing nothing. At this rate water will be off until tomorrow. #
- I spent 5 minutes doing pushups. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I spent 5 minutes doing situps. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I spent 5 minutes doing Squats 10lb kb. 16 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- Fuck Lady Gaga for having such a god damn catchy song that when I hear the word poker I get that damn song stuck in my gourd. #
- Look at the little birthday girl. She’s a year old today. http://yfrog.com/37eg6dj #
- Thanks to HT for this gem of gems: http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/12/10 #
- Not as cool as jumping with wing suits, but these guys have some balls doing this and setting a world record: http://bit.ly/8tMFuG #
- @pinkko Let’s get one of these and see if we can fire it at Jackson Arms http://blackpowder-cannons.com/products.htm in reply to pinkko #
- So far today I have learned 1: How did I live without a Dyson? 2: There’s a server in my closet that I forgot about. #
- @Danny_DeVito Can you do me a favor? Next season on Sunny, can you be even more of a scum bag? More so than anyone else? True scum bag. in reply to Danny_DeVito #
- Suddenly I’m listening to old John B mixes. Maybe I should start drinking again. #
- Fucking Earthquake bull shit: Dave Magni, owner of the Ivanhoe Hotel in Ferndale, said, “We are sitting in a sea of booze” after the quake. #
- @cnnbrk You realize that a 6.5 isn’t a serious earth quake? That you’re spreading fucking bull shit? in reply to cnnbrk #
- 99 red baloons http://yfrog.com/4eqlqj #
- I love that the original Good Morning Vietnam cover states “recommended for mature audiences 15 and over.” #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-03
- Rough housing with the dog. Good times puppy kisses and canoodles better. I should take her for a really long hike in Marin soon. #
- [vahtryn@fox ~/.procmail/log]$ grep null log | wc -l
344873
That’s my spam count for the year of 2009. The stuff that spamassassin got. # - Didn’t know Revco had a new album out until today. Hope it’s good times. #
- And there were girls pettin’ squirrels
And there were squirrels smokin’ crack # - I love when I search for “zz top” in itunes “I Don’t Wanna Stop” by Ozzy is the top track. #stupidity #metal #beingfuckingawesome #
- ugh mother fucker. Why does daffy have to god damn chew through my wall warts? Especially the expensive ones. Dave Smith, I need a new 1! #
- Tiesto posing like mother fucker. Not a douche bag like him though http://yfrog.com/33ktwj #
- What I find funny about this is the ups man drew the penis in the note http://yfrog.com/32cw5mj #
- @pcsathy How is it pronounced? Well it’s 10. Therefore it’s just “two.” /nerdhumor in reply to pcsathy #
- First couple of days have been horrid, but I’ve almost made it through the second with no serious issues. #
- I destroyed poor little Daffy’s cave. Took out all her trash, have the dog powder on it, regging ready to vacuum. She’s not too happy #
- I’m sharing my progress using Lose It! on Twitter! #LoseIt #