Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-10
- Back to work today, let’s see what trouble I can get myself into. #
- I spent 1 hour and 10 minutes walking. 400 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I weighed in and lost 1.5 lbs. #LoseIt #
- Water’s been out since 10. Guys are just standing around bull shitting doing nothing. At this rate water will be off until tomorrow. #
- I spent 5 minutes doing pushups. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I spent 5 minutes doing situps. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I spent 5 minutes doing Squats 10lb kb. 16 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- Fuck Lady Gaga for having such a god damn catchy song that when I hear the word poker I get that damn song stuck in my gourd. #
- Look at the little birthday girl. She’s a year old today. http://yfrog.com/37eg6dj #
- Thanks to HT for this gem of gems: http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/12/10 #
- Not as cool as jumping with wing suits, but these guys have some balls doing this and setting a world record: http://bit.ly/8tMFuG #
- @pinkko Let’s get one of these and see if we can fire it at Jackson Arms http://blackpowder-cannons.com/products.htm in reply to pinkko #
- So far today I have learned 1: How did I live without a Dyson? 2: There’s a server in my closet that I forgot about. #
- @Danny_DeVito Can you do me a favor? Next season on Sunny, can you be even more of a scum bag? More so than anyone else? True scum bag. in reply to Danny_DeVito #
- Suddenly I’m listening to old John B mixes. Maybe I should start drinking again. #
- Fucking Earthquake bull shit: Dave Magni, owner of the Ivanhoe Hotel in Ferndale, said, “We are sitting in a sea of booze” after the quake. #
- @cnnbrk You realize that a 6.5 isn’t a serious earth quake? That you’re spreading fucking bull shit? in reply to cnnbrk #
- 99 red baloons http://yfrog.com/4eqlqj #
- I love that the original Good Morning Vietnam cover states “recommended for mature audiences 15 and over.” #
