Archive for August, 2010
Tweets for the Week of 2010-08-22
- dealing with an ex is easier than dealing with your father, fuck this noise I'm going back to sleep #
- RIP Paula Ruth Melhorne. #
- My Top 3 Weekly #lastfm artists: Turbonegro (93), Tesla (14) and Foxycock (10) http://bit.ly/9ZyzMs #
- fuck the world. You steal my bike, my room mate's bikes and my skate board? #
- Just fucking die world. You are a fucking cunt #
- Mother fucker. That is all. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-08-15
- I didn't know there was animal emergency services in SD. Good thing because I saw a cat get her back legs broken by a car
# - waffle, how the fuck did I not hear this before? Apparently I need to see more chicago djs more often http://bit.ly/bBBQkg #
- Don't need no budget boob
Don't need no funky lube
You wanna deal?
I wanna snitch
Such a wild-ass bitch
But you can't touch this so # - What is rock? Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit in the back of a rapist's van. — I love this band far too much. #
- What's wrong with America. We're fucking stupid. Sheep that ate doing to the slaughter #
- Today he has no means, he's alone and anonymous. But written in his cells he has got the marks of the genius #
- I'm your source of self destruction. #
- note to self. Security guards are not law enforcement and don't know shit. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-08-08
- The world ends when you're dead, until then you have more punishment in store. #
- shitty ass angle with the web cam. No more dreads. http://twitpic.com/2arijq #
- So tired she won't get a cheeto http://yfrog.com/mtvmnj #
- Why is it when someone responds to a post on craig's list, they ask how to make contact with you? Didn't you just do that dumb ass? #moron #
- Do I spend the money I can right now on power tools and start building shit? Or do I buy power tools to annoy everyone around me? #
- For those in San Diego, especially Barrio Logan. If you feel you can help, and step up to the plate http://bit.ly/caEsCb #
- The goats are everywhere if you see them http://i31.tinypic.com/op46q0.jpg #
- Some very cool photoshopping http://bit.ly/cxy35y #
- Way to go Iran, you're really very backwards in your morals http://bit.ly/cJVd2n #
- Haha God is broke. Went on a asset "repo" run with a friend, and we ended up at a church to give the papers to. How awesome is that? #
- A cartoon for adults, fuck you pixar this looks more bad ass http://bit.ly/acjHQn #
- I modified my dirty rice recipe. Due to the lack of certain ingredients that I could get in the barrio. Let's see how this works out. #
- "you get to go back in time and beat the crap out of historical figures. I totally bush wacked lincoln" #
- are you telling me, you bet in the fight in rocky 3? and you bet against rocky? #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-08-01
- yo mama so fat she uses a VCR as a pager. #
- Figuring out electricity is kind of interesting. Way to go math, which I'm horrid at. #
- Christmas in July, which is better? Badder Santa or Die Hard one? #
- castro knew he wasn't going to get any action with marilyn monroe. and that was why JFK was shot #
- thank fuck for pepcid. That is by far better than tums for a horrid stomach and I can eat what ever mexican food I want to #
- He deared to kill a king's dare. #
- San Diego Pet Supply on #Yelp I needed to get some dog food for my cattle dog. Got dropped off by a room mate so I… http://bit.ly/9VWeMp #
- It is decided. Fuck Jerry Brown for CA Governor. He's just gonna keep our state falling apart. #californiaelections #
- "He must be a king." "how can you tell?" "he's not covered in shit" #