Aug 1
Tweets for the Week of 2010-08-01
- yo mama so fat she uses a VCR as a pager. #
- Figuring out electricity is kind of interesting. Way to go math, which I'm horrid at. #
- Christmas in July, which is better? Badder Santa or Die Hard one? #
- castro knew he wasn't going to get any action with marilyn monroe. and that was why JFK was shot #
- thank fuck for pepcid. That is by far better than tums for a horrid stomach and I can eat what ever mexican food I want to #
- He deared to kill a king's dare. #
- San Diego Pet Supply on #Yelp I needed to get some dog food for my cattle dog. Got dropped off by a room mate so I… http://bit.ly/9VWeMp #
- It is decided. Fuck Jerry Brown for CA Governor. He's just gonna keep our state falling apart. #californiaelections #
- "He must be a king." "how can you tell?" "he's not covered in shit" #
