• Apparently my true given name is the same as Bartholomew. Maybe in a past life I had dinner with Jesus. Go fucking figure. #
• I am just about to fucking give up. #
• Daffy is so funny when she gets wet food instead of dry food. #
• Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave….." #
• Finally got my stupid atrix to send email. What a pain in the ass that was. Stupid certificates. #
• Your mind's diseased with perverted justice #

• I'm so far out in BFE that I have no cell reception. Thank you at&t for being awesome. #
• I love that im in bfe and there are cops on foot patrol #
• Interview got moved to three. Time to kill now #
• Well at bwi good bye where I grew up #
• Duck me missing my flight to san diego. Fuck you sky harbor #
• Now im here for 11 god damn hours. I fucking hate this airport #
• This sucks ugly ass dog balls #
• Out of jail didn't get job stranded in phx #
• Thank you google maps. I now can bus to get my luggage. Then timeto find a bus home #
• They lost my laptop ipad and jacket and one of my bags. #fml #
• I gots my shit. Now time to figure out how to get back home. This is one of those hellish adventures. Much like a nightmare. #
• This city must have the highest cop to anything ratio in the world. One camped out at my hotel last night and now there's one where I'm at. #
• Back to plan A. It's like plan B except I'm not going to be aborted through drugs. #
• Plan a is go. Home by 10 am tomorrow #
• bus ride nearing. I will soon be in california. Unfortunately it will be LA at first. My phone will tell me how to get to the costal. #
• heading back soon. Thank fuck. #
• At the bus depot. Can I leave now? #
• Jesus fuck. Gang members like a mother fucker at this bus station. This should be fun #
• Almost to LA. Gotta find the coaster next then home #
• At the train. Just a trolly left and a short walk #
• Passing the marine base now. Think the next stop is carlsbad. I can see the ocean #
• With my keys gone got to cut off my club. Probably getarrested for that #
• Im in san diego. Yay! #
• I am now fucking home. The nightmare is over. #
• Have you ever gotten into the shower and once the water runs off your body it's completely black? Yes I feel human again. #
• woke up for the second time tonight. I'm not raptured. Fuck you religion. I knew there was a reason I was atheist. Good night again. #
• Sleeping in my own bed was amazing. #

• I just made break fast for the week. Spinich, artichoke and jalapeno queesh. Next up is to cook up 2 pounds of chicken for salad. #
• Fucking IRS. Tell me I didn't file in '05 and '08, then admit it was a mistake on their end. Now I have to file again for my govt fuck up? #
• What the fuck is wrong with people? http://goo.gl/a6ysE #
• I'm being a bastard to SightSpeed. I'm using skype instead of their product. My bad guys, it's just more popular and useful right now. #
• Die mother fuckers http://bit.ly/A2C9 #
• Note to self, pack my woobie. #
• Bin Laden you dirty dirty bastard: http://reut.rs/kIeO5g #
• is it 9am yet so I can sleep on my flight to atlanta? #
• At the airport and went to the wrong terminal #
• You can smoke in alt! #
• Well just landed in bodymore #
• Fat bitched and death metal. How funny #

• Oba^H^Hsama is dead? Hope there's some damn proof. #
• Watching it's always sunny and I just got rick rolled by the god damn show. #FML #
• Well switched to an android phone. Time to get used to this #
• Starting to get the hang of this phone. How long until I hack it is the question #
• I just rated Lucky's Market 5 stars on @GoogleHotpot "Great little bodega. Decent prices" http://goo.gl/Vw6lg #
• poor little daffodiles. she had separation anxiety because i'm inside and not at the office. She felt she could be inside. #
• Success is just like pregnancy. Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you were truly fucked. #
• New Conan film looks brilliantly violent. #
• Why people don't put locks on their phones I'll never understand: http://bit.ly/mhecq6 #
• If you ask me in a phone interview what the port of http is I just might start shanking you in person. #
• The ultimate vegan smack down: http://bit.ly/mGcCv6 lol #awesome #
• Got my new toy today: http://bit.ly/bgPirE #

 

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• First firing machetes from a sling shot, now a multiple fire one, good grief: http://bit.ly/hOTb1f #
• Bletch, I'm back at work. Only three weeks left at least. #
• Hah! More people are running out of gas these days. I know I came close the other day. http://cbsloc.al/hdrL3L #
• I hate my knees. Today I woke up with the left one barely able to move. Went for a walk, didn't really get better. Urgh. #
• Head shaved, ready for summer. #
• True Sex Education: http://bit.ly/fycW8I #
• I know that I will never be politically correct. And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette #
• Hah, my boss thought I died because I decided to work late. I love having to do maintenance after hours and nobody caring what time I work. #
• Death to the iPhone. I am upgrading to an atrix next week when it arrives in the mail. #