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Tweets for the Week of 2010-03-14
- holy mother fuck does comcast’s support suck #
- Waiting on x-rays so I can get a root canal fixed. Best morning ever #
- Ugh the fucking painters have severed the physical cable to my cable modem. Fucking careless fucks #
- If my squeezebox could only scrobble when I listen to Pandora. That’d be a good feature to add to the plugin. #
- How to truly piss off your neighbors. Insert a compressor into the signal path of your music and let it fucking rip. #
- I don’t know what it is but I love The Advent. Oh wait, it’s his phenomenal programming on tracks. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-03-07
- It’s always hardware when you can’t figure an issue out. Tomorrow ends project runaway. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-03-01
- Holy shit grilled sandwiches at crack in the box #
- Ways to get through a lock: Pick it, but I prefer to just smash the mother fucker. #
- Golden Gate from land’s end ths morning http://twitpic.com/14qo7w #
- Ooooh, orchid show this weekend. I’m gonna gets me one of them fancy and hard to find black orchids. #
- World War 3. Be All that you can be. #
- God damnit. I bought Overflow years ago. I can’t find it again. Fuck you world. #
- I love your rain. Wash off the scum of the city. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-02-21
- Shit, Cough Syrup got in the way of the rest of the night. Hello chlidhood. #
- Street dingo abortion! http://twitpic.com/13fsu2 #
- Proud of the duck, she just did the penguin trick for the first time on her own! #
- I fucking hate the muni #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-02-14
- Between Al Jazeera next door and how fucking bad my calves hurt it will be a miracle if I get any sleep. #
- today was a good day. I did more work on my ak. #
- I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful world. # - My cattle dog knows that if I grab her collar she’s fucked in the dog fight. What a smart puppy #
- Sandy schnoz http://twitpic.com/1393qg #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-02-07
- Gonna have to share the awesomeness of the donkey punch with everyone: http://bit.ly/9lLAZa #
- “How’d you get through it grandpa?”
“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.” # - Today is going to be great. Saw a dead body at 19th and lincoln from a car accident on the morning walk, and now I gotta go to sunnyvale
# - I love it when pandora selects Lou Reed. #
- So Second Coming is gonna happen in March. Someone’s gonna die and in the X World these days that means stay dead. Awesome #secondcoming #
- How many of you other it people have shit like this? #cablemess http://twitpic.com/10yivl #
- Why the fuck is California cursed with bad timing of traffic lihts? #
- Cable mess part two http://twitpic.com/111q4k #
- I had the weirdest dream that I was gut shot by a 22 pistol. #
- Zombie Strippers or Planet Terror, you decide people. #
- So far this year: 10 pounds lost. Tomorrow get to teach a friend how to drive clutch. It’s raining but still gotta hit the beach soon. #
- waffle I saw a lady get cut off from Mike’s hard lemonaid at 1030 in the super market. THE market #
- Why the fuck does itunes genius suggest Black Eyed Peas when you’re listening to Number Of The Beast by Iron Maiden? #
- Welcome back to my childhood. Thank you iTunes for this glorious revival in thrash metal. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-31
- My squeeze remote picked up a lighter. What a slut it’s become. http://twitpic.com/zniq6 #
- There’s the sanctity of marriage, the big pillar of why gay people cannot generally marry in america. Yet there’s this http://bit.ly/7peGnT #
- @ryptide Don’t do drugs before you see the Doctor. in reply to ryptide #
- Damn, Matt Parkman finally grew some true balls last night on Heroes. Like wrecking balls. #
- Hackintosh is now officially working completely. I got the fucking video card to actually do more than 1024×786. Fuck you assholes. #
- I have to make more people see this, from Cherry Red there’s Snuff: http://www.snuffmov.com #
- http://twitpic.com/zxnwg - I’ve been in San Francisco too long. This is my boot screen on the hackintosh. #
- it doesn’t matter how many cycles a machine has. I will use all of them to do something within moments of it’s life. Instant won’t exist. #
- You’re spreading your disease among us Warm sweat, no regret All you see is the TV set While people around you Are dying like flies #
- How to piss off the neighbors. Choice A: British Murder Boys. Choice B Anabolic Frolic. #
- Thank you British Murder Boys. Surgeon and Regis for what you two do musically. #
- Now that I have the hackintosh working, and an outline done. I’m gonna put the music to it. I gotta head back to Barrio Logan #
- Day number one of the staycation is going great. Cops at the door because I’m too loud. Fuck the upstairs neighbors. 7am here I come. #
- So there’s a Jesus Tablet now, yet I’m more excited about the animated Planet Hulk coming out sooner. I obviously have issues. #
- Clowns and techno. There’s no better combination in the world. #
- @smilinstanlee I have to let you know. You are one of the reasons I love reading. You are the man. Thank you for your creativity. in reply to smilinstanlee #
- I’m the illegitimate son of god. #
- When it comes to getting the police to your door. Play some British Murder Boys. #
- Finally got all my tax info. Now I gotta go do them. #
- There’s samsquanches in the woods. I seen ‘em. #
- They’ll come and play,
Their friends will say,
Your daddy’s rich,
Your mamma’s a pretty thing. # - enjoy the abduction, super nova. #
- I have to say thank you Sarah. If it wasn’t for you and your stupid snow mexican radio station I wouldn’t have this a capella from BHS. #
- Gotta spread this goodness. Inna did awesometastic http://soundcloud.com/innak/inna-k-nobody-listens-to-techno #
- 19 minutes, then I gotta stop pissing the neighbors off. Maybe I should go longer. Haven’t seen the police in about 24 hours. #
- There are bones all over the god damn apartment. Maybe I get too many of them for the duck. #
- “i’m trying to put tiger balm on this jungle’s nuts.” #
- Why do I always eat an entire bag of carrots at once? #
- 8pm to 530am. Ambien is great I can finally sleep more than four hours at a time. #
- Some douche nozzle kicked daffy at the beach today for playing with his dog because “I don’t want her stealing the ball.” What an asshole. #
- Wow, the breeder I got daffy from is selling her father. Never expected that. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-24
- This is pretty fucking cool from @laughingsquid http://bit.ly/6jhSgC #
- Bwahahahahahahaha I love it when shit like this happens. Power to radio still exists http://bit.ly/6LZCJ6 #
- Awesome I thought I heard thunder. Just saw lightning. #
- Trees are down in Golden Gate. I love my cabella’s ultra light rain suit! Kept me dry and breathes very well. #ultralight #storm #
- Apparently the word fuck is said 43 times in the first episode of Deadwood and almost 3000 times by the end of the series. I love this show #
- Like a rainbow in the dark http://twitpic.com/zdtrd #
- This tomatillo has some junk. http://twitpic.com/zdzat #
- COOOOOODDDDDDYYYYY’S DOOOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN! #
- Gonna hit the beach up soon, buy an ATI card for the hackintosh. Is there anything awk can’t do? http://bit.ly/4WjIOF #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-17
- @imacolata Listen to this instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JLBZ_nWjmI in reply to imacolata #
- I’m glad Michael Jackson died. I get to listen to “Why Don’t You Like Me?” by Zappa and it’s fucking awesome. “get me a PEPSI!” #
- Broadway the Hard W #
- Broadway the Hard #
- Holy fuck, my knee is sore. God damn doctors. #
- gcc and glibc both compiled in under 10 minutes? There needs to be more 16 core boxen in the world #
- note to self, cops like giving you shit in golden gate when it’s after 10pm for some stupid reason. Go hunt down campers you assholes. #
- What was supposed to be a two hour nap ended 15 hours later. Awesome #
- Just signed up for a pandora account to use with the SqeezeBox Boom I just got. Pretty swanky combination. Have to get another squeezebox. #
- I forgot how awesome spaghetti-os with meat balls were. #
- Mexican style pulled chicken, wrap in whole wheat tortillas, smother in more chicken and sauce, top with low fat cheese and YUM. #
Tweets for the Week of 2010-01-10
- Back to work today, let’s see what trouble I can get myself into. #
- I spent 1 hour and 10 minutes walking. 400 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I weighed in and lost 1.5 lbs. #LoseIt #
- Water’s been out since 10. Guys are just standing around bull shitting doing nothing. At this rate water will be off until tomorrow. #
- I spent 5 minutes doing pushups. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I spent 5 minutes doing situps. 18 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- I spent 5 minutes doing Squats 10lb kb. 16 calories burned. #LoseIt #
- Fuck Lady Gaga for having such a god damn catchy song that when I hear the word poker I get that damn song stuck in my gourd. #
- Look at the little birthday girl. She’s a year old today. http://yfrog.com/37eg6dj #
- Thanks to HT for this gem of gems: http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2009/12/10 #
- Not as cool as jumping with wing suits, but these guys have some balls doing this and setting a world record: http://bit.ly/8tMFuG #
- @pinkko Let’s get one of these and see if we can fire it at Jackson Arms http://blackpowder-cannons.com/products.htm in reply to pinkko #
- So far today I have learned 1: How did I live without a Dyson? 2: There’s a server in my closet that I forgot about. #
- @Danny_DeVito Can you do me a favor? Next season on Sunny, can you be even more of a scum bag? More so than anyone else? True scum bag. in reply to Danny_DeVito #
- Suddenly I’m listening to old John B mixes. Maybe I should start drinking again. #
- Fucking Earthquake bull shit: Dave Magni, owner of the Ivanhoe Hotel in Ferndale, said, “We are sitting in a sea of booze” after the quake. #
- @cnnbrk You realize that a 6.5 isn’t a serious earth quake? That you’re spreading fucking bull shit? in reply to cnnbrk #
- 99 red baloons http://yfrog.com/4eqlqj #
- I love that the original Good Morning Vietnam cover states “recommended for mature audiences 15 and over.” #